How to make your own playboy
Posted On August 9, 2021
JACK RUSSELL: I was never a big boy.
I’m a guy who looks like a guy with big ears.
I don’t have a huge penis.
So, when I went to a party, it was a big-time party, like a big birthday party.
I was like, “Let’s get a dance party!”
So I got a couple of girls and I said, “I’m going to get a couple girls to dance with me, so that I can dance.”
So I danced and the girls went crazy, and I started making my own dance party, because I was the most talented dancer in the world, and the girl I danced with was like the most beautiful girl in the entire world.
So I said to her, “Well, what are you doing?”
She said, “(What’s the name of the song?”)
It was a ballad, called “The Ballad of the Fiery Furnace.”
So, I just said, like, this is like a balladeer.
I said “No, I’m making a playboy.”
And then, after a few days, I found this guy, David Burns.
I thought, Oh, well, I should have known that he would be the one to bring this up to me.
I went and met him and he was like “No.
I have a friend named Chris, he’s a friend of mine.
He’s a great dancer.
He knows me.”
So he was the one that brought me this song.
So that was when I met David Burns and he made me this playboy.
He gave me the name.
I just went, “Oh, I love it.”
So that’s how I met Chris.
He made me a big playboy, a little playboy girl, and then he took me to the dance floor.
I had a great time, and we had so much fun.
And I thought it would be a great way to break up with that girl, because she wasn’t very nice to me, but then I found out, “Okay, she’s a playgirl.
She’s my best friend.
She was like my wife, so it was the perfect marriage.
So she broke up with me.”
Now, I think I’m just so proud of that girl that she had a perfect marriage to David Burns, and so I had to make the best of it.
Now, this playgirl girl has a boyfriend and he’s very sweet.
But I had the playboy and I had him and we went to the party.
We had a dance.
I got to dance, and he went, Well, I don- I have to be nice.
I’ve got to be kind to you.
So we went back to the bedroom and I went, I can’t be nice to you, I’ve gotta be nice, and, well I had so many things to do.
And then he told me, “You can’t dance with him.”
So we danced, and after that, we had such a good time that we were like, We’re going to have a baby.
And we went on to have four children.
So now, my daughter and I have four kids, and that’s why I don,t dance.
Now that I’m in my 60s, I still dance a lot, and sometimes I still go to parties, but I don�t do it anymore.
I want to be like, Oh my God, I really can’t go out and dance.
And so I am going to make a playbou and I’m going get a good dancer.
I hope that they like it, because it is so much better than having a baby, so I want my daughter to be happy with that.
DAVID BURNS: That�s right, it is.
So my daughter has two boys.
My son has three boys.
I�m not going to dance to the same people.
Now my son is 17 years old and he�s a good boy.
And he�ll be able to dance well enough.
And my daughter is 21 years old.
She�ll do fine.
So if they like her, I�ll give her a nice dance, because dancing is what she loves to do, and she�s really good at it.
And it�s just really hard.
And she�ll still be dancing.
But it�ll take a lot of work.
JACK RUSELL: So what I want you to do is, just think about how you feel about it.
How you feel like you�re not happy, that�s it.
You just have to look in the mirror.
Now listen, I get it.
It�s not your fault.
It’s not your problem.
You are a very good father, and you�ve got to give your daughter the best, best life you can.
DAVIDE BURNS, ON HIS PARTY PARTY: It